🎲 Analog Games

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In this week’s edition:

• Markets: 📈 Overheating?

• Article: 🎲 Analog Games

• News: 🧠 Huberman Under Fire 🤑 Truth Social = Meme Stock 🛬 Boeing CEO Out

• Chadette Of The Week: 🐎 Hannah Barron

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MARKETS: 📈 OVERHEATING?

Markets continued to rise, with stocks reaching all time highs in the US, closing an impressive first quarter.

But are things overheating? JPMorgan seems to think that people are being too optimistic on rate cuts. I am definitely paying attention. The market feels frothy and greed is taking over.

After flirting with it for almost a month, Bitcoin surpassed the $70,000 level, and reached an all time high of $73,000, before retracing all the way back to a$65,000 level, showing high levels of volatility.

As Bitcoin’s halving looms, the market greed seems to stabilized around the 80% level.

On the Gold front, the shiny metal escalated another 1% to set a new all time high, with speculators optimistic in the FED’s imminent rate cuts.

However, the Federal Reserve’s head honcho Jerome Powell seems not-so-hurried to axe its rates, as he deems the economy as “robust enough”.

ARTICLE: 🎲 ANALOG GAMES

TLDR: As the world shifts more and more into digital interfaces, its easy to get your head scrambled and lost in a screen. If that’s your case, the Chad has you covered. Board games are not only a a thriving industry far away from being obsolete, but also there are plenty of games for you to choose.

• 😩 Digital Fatigue

• 👴 A Pastime Alive and Well

• ♟️ There’s one for Everyone

• 🗡️ Here I Stand

• 🎴 Coup

• 🦠 Pandemic

• 🏰 GENOA

• 😎 The Chad Takeaway

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NEWS: 🧠 HUBERMAN UNDER FIRE

Andrew Huberman, the neuroscientist that turns complicated science matters into easy, relatable knowledge nuggets.

He abides for simple changes in our routine to improve our performance.

Sunbathing in the early mornings for a better improvement of our sleep cycles, or using cold showers for improving blood circulation.

But the beloved man has been under fire recently.

Mainstream Media publication, NYMAG tried to “denounce him” by exposing him as a “manipulator” that had six parallel relationships at the same time.

The article even remarks how the women even got in touch with each other to compare notes on the so-called “manipulation” of Huberman, painting him in a not so favorable light.

What was the reaction? Quite mixed. Some criticised his antics and apparent dishonesty. Fair enough.

But others were quick to point out how Huberman is the king of optimisation, even when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex.

Let’s get real, who wouldn’t like the stamina to keep up with six missus at the same time? Specially at forty-freaking-eight.

Should you do it, though? Not if you’re being dishonest. That’s just a beta move.

NEWS: 🤑 TRUTH SOCIAL = MEME STOCK

A nice windfall of cash for The Don.

Trump Media & Technology Group which trades under his initials, DJT, exploded onto the market with the stock jumping over 16%. Trump's looking at a cool $4 billion payout from this gig.

This stock is juiced up on Trump's fame and the MAGA mania. Despite being a bit of a financial lightweight with some losses, Trump’s stock is getting pumped by loyalists betting on his brand.

Some are treating DJT like a hot potato, planning to toss it before it cools down, calling anyone hanging onto it long-term a “MAGA bagholder”.

It's not making money, and its only unique feature is Trump's charm, making it sort of a meme stock.

Trump’s got a bunch of legal bills to pay and might just sell off his shares to cover them. That's gonna hurt.

Should you buy it? Well, we can’t tell you what to do, but take a look at our article on Meme stocks to find out more.

NEWS: 🛬 BOEING CEO OUT

It seems like DEI has taken another victim. This time is Boeing’s CEO Dave Calhoun.

In case you aren't up to date with the current gossip on aviation, the word on the street is that hopping inside a Boeing airplane might be the same as boarding a coffin with wings.

Who's to blame for Boeing's scary string of mishaps? No one can tell for sure, but apparently the company is putting “inclusivity” over actual efficiency and safety.

Not the best recipe when your job is to make several ton machines that fly across the sky with people in them.

Amongst this chaos, Pieter Levels has launched yet another awesome indie project called “AirlineList”. You can filter out Boeing planes before you make your next flight booking.

The truth shall set you free!

CHADETTE OF THE WEEK: 🐎 HANNAH BARRON

March just gone was the month of women. So we found it extra fitting to showcase Hannah Barron.

With a classic southern belle style, she has a loyal fanbase of over two million followers on Instagram, where she regularly posts about hunting and fishing.

Just a cool Alabama girl living a traditional life. What could go wrong?

Well, Foreign Policy analyst Sameera Khan has a policy called “NO FUN ALLOWED”, saying there’s nothing feminine about Hannah, and that American women are practically men.

Not only did Sameera question Hannah’s activities, but went as far to call for the quirky, thick, sexy southern accent to be eradicated.

Perhaps she just wants the whole world to look like a bag of plastic, given her own looks.

Thankfully a whole lot of conservatives got into Hannah’s side:

Keep rockin’ it, Hannah, showing the traditional values are still holding on strong.

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